MURPHY's Laws,  a tongue in cheek collection of over 400 humorous or
not so humorous bits of wisdom and sayings that is provided for
entertainment such as when @SCRIPT is invoked.  Since there will be a
delay until you get your results you might as well read something
entertaining while waiting for your output.

To obtain a single random item simply enter as:
===> TSO MURPHY

To obtain a single random item simply enter as:
===> TSO MURPHY 100

Sample of output from MURPHY:

   Any line, however short, is still too long.
     (338)                           -- "Murphy's" Law --